Think you can answer them all? Hint: The answers are all related to MATH.

1.) What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

2.) What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?

3.) What do you call a crushed angle?

4.) What did the Italian say when the witch doctor removed the curse?

5.) What did the little acorn say when he grew up?

6.) The paper boy delivered papers in a path as follows:
2 blocks north, 2 blocks east, 2 blocks south and 2 blocks west.
What did he call this area?

7.) What do you call an angle that is adorable?

8.) What do you use to tie up a package?

9.) What do you call a fierce beast?

10.) What do you call more than one L?

11.) What do you call and angle that is never wrong?

12.) What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?

13.) What do you call a sharp weapon?

14.) What do you call the person in charge?

15.) What should you do when it rains?




Answers
_{1.) tangent
2.) polygon
3.) rectangle
4.) hexagon
5.) geometry
6.) square root
7.) acute angle
8.) chord
9.) line
10.) parallel
11.) right angle
12.) protractor
13.) sphere
14.) ruler
15.) coincide}

The sad part is, I get all these jokes.

I don't laugh at them because I think they're funny, I laugh at them because they're so... so stupid. XD

Found these in my brother's Intro to Geometry workbook... I was laughing so hard... oh gosh. XD






Mah plz's ~hey, I get bored somtimes~ XD




NINTEN COLLECTION: Inspired by 's Loid plzs.


Not exactly a plz, but it's Lucas and Ness! XDDD


Punny Saiyan plz's (not mine)
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The truck (not mine)